Maybe that’s a bit simplified but it’s a rainy Saturday afternoon and we need to have some fun. Love Or Hate.

• Realistic Tony Hawk’ skate games would remind you how much you suck at Skateboarding and why your mom wanted you to wear a helmet.
• Jumping on Turtles in Super Mario Bros is against what WWF stands for: wild life preservation and should make a sort of “Crrrrrsquiiiishzblooich” instead of “HPooohoop”. And no music.
• Playing Tetris is an insult to people who don’t have enough bricks to build houses.
• A corruption ratio should be included into Sim City.
• A Blue Hedgehog would be nature’s aberration and should be studied as a Medical Game instead.
• Fighters and Warriors would wear protective gear instead of Bikinis. No more girls in WOW or Fighting Games.
• Spending $60 to find some Legendary Sword made of older pixels doesn’t make sense really.
• Entering Samus Aran’s Ball mode could be very painful.
• Wipe Out wouldn’t exist.